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PARENTING MILESTONE CARDS

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Celebrate surviving parenthood with our bumper pack of 26 'real’ parent milestones. As a Mum and Dad to two, we can safely say we've personally experienced every one of these scenarios!


These milestone cards will have new and old parents in hysterics as they empathise, laugh and lament about the ups, downs and downright disasters of modern day parenting.


Each pack contains 26 cards marking your passage through the early stages of parenthood, 3 of which you get to choose yourself from two options!


Written from your bundle of joy’s perspective, cards include:
Today Mummy filtered the hell out of her first hospital selfie #wokeuplikethis
Today Mummy simultaneously sneezed and peed herself #pelvicfloorshottoshit
Today Daddy tried to initiate ‘relations’ and Mummy laughed #stilllaughing
Today I will brew a fart that will require holy water and a Priest #whatthehellisinthatmilk
Today I slept through the night…Just kidding #Iwillprobablyneverdothis

Please indicate which three cards you'd like to add to your pack using the buttons. Choose from:

Daddy Selection:
Just want you to know Daddy, you are my hero #Ilovemydaddy
Tonight Daddy did his first night feed #wakemummyandyoudie
Today Daddy took me to the pub for the first time #milkdrunk

Family Selection:
As long as the parents keep buying me guilt gifts, I'm not jealous at all #siblingrivalry
Today I was an arsehole for mummy but an angel for my grandparents #theywerefineforme
Just want you to know Daddy, you are my hero #Ilovemydaddy

Please contact us if you'd like to mix and match!


Each set are beautifully packaged making these the perfect gift for a baby shower, new parents or to make a friend smile battling through those first few months of fun!


Designed and printed in the UK on 400gsm card with rounded corners to make them safer for your little one to hold.
All parcels will be sent First Class by Royal Mail within 1-2 days of an order being placed. We are happy to post overseas!


£12.95
Maximum quantity available reached.

Hilariously spot-on alternative milestone cards every parent should have

Your Love Story:

We believe every parent needs The Parenting Survivors Club cards in their lives as sometimes just surviving the day is tough work. These alternative milestone cards will have new and old parents in hysterics as they empathise, laugh and lament about the ups, downs and downright disasters of modern day parenting. We think they should be included as standard on any new baby essentials list!

Our Love Story:

Parenting is blimming tough, but it essential to remember there is a lighter side to it all. We love that as a Mum and Dad to two kids The Parenting Survivors Club can safely say they’ve personally experienced every one of the scenarios in these cards!

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